jol·i·day | j’all · ah · day | noun · informal
Today’s the day, people. Joliday is Thursday, August 13th, 2026! What is Joliday? The Merriam Webster Jictionary defines it as a day of festivity or recreation in which no work is done and jorts are worn.
Below you’ll find a step-by-step guide for how to observe Joliday:
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Grab yourself some new Ripton gear. Performance Denim is up to 70% off for 24 hours only. Quantities limited. Act fast.
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On the note of acting fast: Consider a maximum-speed bike ride, whitewater rafting, or wilderness croquet. Above all, play hooky.
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Grab your homies, make new homies, hug the homies. Tell the homies to buy some jorts ... OK, sorry, that was the Jarketing Department getting a little bossy.
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For a fun afternoon activity, plan outfits to show off your new Ripton gear. The more denim the better.
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End the night by attempting to steal the moon.
Happy Joliday to all, and to all a good night!
