A woodland elf looked upon a plain pair of Bone Twill pants and in a flash of light and sound, these simple, durable, practical pants were transformed in a way we couldn't have imagined in our most psychedelic dreams ...
... Or maybe we dropped an extra-large box of Magic Markers into a sleeping bag, took a deep huff under the covers, and then rolled down a mountain with the caps off.
... Or maybe a unicorn sneezed on us while we were teaching it to canter.
... Or maybe we finally cracked open a Mood Ring and spilled all of its predictive magical powers onto our trousers.
Whatever happened, these are Fungi Pants. They are a one-time thing. So, if you've ever dreamt of communing with magical creatures from another realm, this is your chance.
Photos by Jeffrey Brundage.