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Join a Cult Bundle

$99
$99
Men's Canvas Shorts Natty White (Size):
Women's Canvas Shorts Natty White (Size):

Looking to start a cult? Looking to join a cult? Looking to save 23%??

Either way, we've got you covered with a jort bundle for you and that special someone who's going be with you for eternity, or at least until Zoltan comes down from outer space and transmutes your physical beings into a spiritual manifestations that are simultaneously everywhere and nowhere.

Anyway, here's a sweet deal on a pair of men's and a pair of women's Natty White Canvas Shorts. Do with them what you will (without breaking any local or Federal laws).

FEATURES

  • 8.75 Ounce canvas
  • 90% Cotton, 7% polyester, 3% elastane
  • 34.4% Stretch
  • Undyed canvas, au naturel
  • Relaxed fit with wide leg opening
  • Gusseted crotch
  • Two mesh hand pockets